No It’s Not Gibberish! It’s Illinois Speak! How Many Words Do YOU Know?

For Illinois native only! Trust us, it'll be way too hard if you're not.

Chicago, liz, emmy rossum, shameless
Warner Bros. Television Distribution
 Nov 10, 2018
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Question: 1/18Pick Your Answer!

Illinois is famous for pizza that needs to be eaten with:
A bib
A spoon
A knife and fork

Question: 2/18Pick Your Answer!

Which giant music festival takes place every year in Chicago during August?

Question: 3/18True of False?

Don't ever pronounce the "s" in Illinois. Don't do it!
True! It's like nails on a chalkboard. Ugh.
False! If you aren't supposed to, then why's there an "s"?

Question: 4/18Pick Your Answer!

Ugh, you're caught behind a slow driver for the third time on this trip! They must be from __.
Indiana, who taught them how to drive?!
Nebraska, they all drive like grandmas!
New York, how do they even get licenses?!

Question: 5/18Pick Your Answer!

Since Illinois has a ton of cornfields, you've probably spent some summers detasseling corn for some extra change.
Ahhh, yes. I remember those days.
What? Illinois has cornfields?

Question: 6/18Pick Your Answer!

When someone from Illinois mentions "the City," which city are they talking about?
New York City!

Question: 7/18Pick Your Answer!

It's completely possible that a traffic slow down may be caused by a(n) ___ on the road.
Tractor. Ughhh
Uh, Indiana Driver?
Cow. Who keeps letting them out?

Question: 8/18Pick Your Answer!

In addition to being the capitol if Illinois, Springfield also boasts being the home of which famous president?
George Washington
Abraham Lincoln
Barack Obama

Question: 9/18Pick Your Answer!

If you eat at this fast food chain, you can be sure you're always going to get delicious Italian beef and hot dogs.
That would definitely be Portillo's!
That would definitely be White Castle!
That would definitely be Wienerschnitzel!

Question: 10/18Pick Your Answer!

You probably have fond childhood memories of days spent at ___.
Knott's Berry Farm
Six Flags
Holiday World

Question: 11/18Pick Your Answer!

Which two baseball teams have an intense rivalry in upstate Illinois?
The Cubs and White Sox
The Angels and Dodgers
The Yankees and Red Sox

Question: 12/18Pick Your Answer!

If you live in southern Illinois, which big city do you go to more often than Chicago?
New York City!
St. Louis!
Everyone just goes to Chicago

Question: 13/18Pick Your Answer!

Which condiment is completely unacceptable to put on a hot dog in Illinois?
Ketchup, of course
Mustard, of course
Sauerkraut, of course

Question: 14/18Pick Your Answer!

What do you call a sugary, carbonated beverage?
RC Cola

Question: 15/18Pick Your Answer!

If you want to be able to actually use your car in the winter, you better keep which tool in it?
An umbrella!
A snow scraper!
A snow shovel!

Question: 16/18Pick Your Answer!

In some parts of Illinois, this holiday is celebrated on the first Monday of March:
Cesar Chavez Day
Casimir Pulaski Day
Aretha Franklin Day

Question: 17/18Pick Your Answer!

If you want to be able to actually use your car in the winter, you better keep which tool in it?
An umbrella!
A snow scraper!
A snow shovel!

Question: 18/18Pick Your Answer!

No matter where you go, you'll always have pride for the ________!
Show Me State
Cornhusker State
Praire State | Quiz Facts

Don't worry, it won't be all about Chicago!

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