No It's Not Gibberish - It's Montana Speak! How Many Words Do You Know?

Caution Montanans: This quiz is tricky!

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 Dec 20, 2018
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Question: 1/21Pick Your Answer!

Go to a Montana State University game and you'll be sure to see:

Question: 2/21Pick Your Answer!

And if you go to a University of Montana game, you'll see:

Question: 3/21Pick Your Answer!

Have your out-of-state friends try it, but you might want to tell them what these "oysters" are first...
Geoduck. They're not oysters, they're clams.
Sand Oysters. Oysters that live on the ocean floor!
Rocky Mountain Oysters. Don't knock it 'till you try it!

Question: 4/21Pick Your Answer!

It might sound delicious, but don't be fooled. Why wouldn't you want to eat a cow pie?
It's slang for the shape of cow poop after it hits the ground. Ew!
They're mud pies!
It's the ground up innards of cows put into a pie. Yuck!

Question: 5/21Pick Your Answer!

If you're a tourist or transplant from California, you might want to keep that on the down-low. Otherwise, locals might call you a:
Bunny hugger
Granola eater
Tree planter

Question: 6/21Pick Your Answer!

If a friend tells you they're coming to pick you up in their "rig," you know to look for a:

Question: 7/21Pick Your Answer!

Hey, there's some pasties on the table!
Oh good. I needed them for this outfit!
Yum, I was hungry!
Great! I was thirsty.

Question: 8/21Pick Your Answer!

"Oh, come on. It's not that big of a deal. Get it together and ________!"
Get your boots dirty
Put your cowboy hat on
Cowboy up

Question: 9/21Pick Your Answer!

America's first national park is right here in Montana! It's:
Zion National Park
Yellowstone National Park
Yosemite National Park

Question: 10/21Pick Your Answer!

Subway? Nah. True Montanans stay loyal to:
Pickle Barrel
Jersey Mike's

Question: 11/21Pick Your Answer!

Which berry is an absolute must-have in Montana?

Question: 12/21Pick Your Answer!

And you can't leave until you try:
Huckleberry Chocolates!
Huckleberry hard candies!
Gummy huckleberries!

Question: 13/21Pick Your Answer!

______ outnumber people in Montana!

Question: 14/21Pick Your Answer!

Montana's biggest city is _______, but the population is still under 110,000!
Great Falls

Question: 15/21Pick Your Answer!

The shortest river in the world lives in Montana! Which is it?
Little Bighorn River
Roe River
Yellowstone River

Question: 16/21Pick Your Answer!

What's Montana's official motto?
"The first best state."
"The last best state."
"It's not for everyone."

Question: 17/21Pick Your Answer!

Every August, people gather in Bozeman to celebrate the:
Huckleberry Festival
Bison Festival
Sweet Pea Festival

Question: 18/21Pick Your Answer!

Order a Whiskey Ditch and you'll get:
Whiskey and water
Whiskey and iced tea
Whiskey and coke

Question: 19/21Pick Your Answer!

Considering how little people live in Montana overall, it's not that surprising that prior to 1999, Montana had no:
Sales Tax
Speed limit
Income tax

Question: 20/21Pick Your Answer!

If someone tells you, "Nice outfit," they don't mean what you're wearing! What do they mean?
Nice car
Nice manners
Nice house

Question: 21/21Pick Your Answer!

Why would you live anywhere else when the _______ State is clearly the best?!
Golden | Quiz Facts

Howdy there, Montana locals, natives, transplants, enthusiasts, visitors, and tourists! This here is a tricky, eighteen question quiz about the great state of Montana! Only about one million people get to call this state home, so if you're one of those million... well then, you should consider yourself pretty lucky! Montana is actually the 3rd least densely populated state, only ahead of Alaska and Wyoming. But the people that do live in Montana cherish the state and even refer to it as Big Sky Country, The Treasure State and utilize slogans like "Land of the Shining Mountains" and "The Last Best Place." Just going off of those nicknames and slogans, you can tell that this is a pretty incredible state. And if you want to have any chance of passing an eighteen question quiz about it, you're going to need to know a whole lot of Montana trivia. That's right. A whole lot. Things about Montana State University, Rocky Mountain Oysters, bunny huggers, extremely cold winter weather, bison, outdoor living, cowboys, huckleberries, outfits, and so, so much more. Some people might tend to forget about this state that only houses a million people, but being one of it's locals, you know just how special and unique it is.

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