No, It’s Not Gibberish - It’s Texas Speak! How Many Words Do YOU Know?

A true Texan can ace this quiz! And if you don't, well, bless your heart.

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 Dec 15, 2018
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Question: 1/21Pick Your Answer!

Don't y'all try lying to your mama now. She won't fall for it!
Yeah, this isn't her first rodeo!
Yeah, this isn't her second rodeo!
Yeah, this isn't her last rodeo!

Question: 2/21Pick Your Answer!

Texas high school kids love giving and receiving ______, which are very large, very elaborate corsages.
Flower crowns
Flower bracelets

Question: 3/21Pick Your Answer!

A true Texan says ________ to a group of people!
"What's up, bros?"
"Hey, you all!"
"Hey, y'all!"

Question: 4/21Pick Your Answer!

If a Texan says someone is "all hat and no cattle," what does that mean?
They're all talk and can't deliver!
They are way too smart
They're very mean

Question: 5/21Pick Your Answer!

What might you say to someone gossiping about others?
Don't be angry!
Quit being ugly!
Stop being mean!

Question: 6/21Pick Your Answer!

"I'm fixin' to go out tonight!" means __.
I'm getting ready to go out!
I don't want to go out!
I might go out!

Question: 7/21Pick Your Answer!

"I was really nervous but you were as calm as a ____ bug!"

Question: 8/21Pick Your Answer!

"Quit saying those ugly things or I'll make you leave! You're really ______."
Raisin' Lazarus!
Raisin' cattle!
Raisin' Cane!

Question: 9/21Pick Your Answer!

Sometimes, a huge field of blooming ________ is just too pretty to pass by!

Question: 10/21Pick Your Answer!

Someone who's VERY angry is:
Angrier than a rodeo bull!
Grumpy as a mother hog!
Madder than a wet hen!

Question: 11/21Pick Your Answer!

If you don't trust someone, you'd say:
"Even the hens won't lay eggs for him!"
"I wouldn't trust him any farther than I could throw him!"
"He can't even grow his own corn!"

Question: 12/21Pick Your Answer!

Why wouldn't you want to do something that'll go "until the cows come home?"
Because it'll take years!
Because it'll take all day!
Because it'll take only a few minutes!

Question: 13/21Pick Your Answer!

"I thought I lost the tv remote, but there it was, sitting on the table in front of me bigger 'n' Dallas!"
Aw, it was broken!
Yeah, remotes always try to hide from you.
It was right in front of you the whole time!

Question: 14/21Pick Your Answer!

If Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, and the Jersey Devil lives in the Pine Barrens, then the ______ must live in Texas!

Question: 15/21Pick Your Answer!

"I can't even believe he said that! It was so rude. Threw me right into a gosh darn ______!"
Grump fit!
Conniption fit!

Question: 16/21Pick Your Answer!

"Yeah, you definitely _______!"
Flew off the handle!
Bopped a pig's snout!
Tipped a cow over!

Question: 17/21Pick Your Answer!

________ may sound like encouragement, but you might not want to seem so happy to be on the receiving end!
"Bless your spirit"
"Bless your heart"
"Bless your soul"

Question: 18/21Pick Your Answer!

A Texas country fried steak meal is never complete without the:
Green beans, of course
Cornbread, of course
Gravy, of course

Question: 19/21Pick Your Answer!

Someone who's really attractive is called:
A looker!
A tall glass of cola!
A cute bluebonnet!

Question: 20/21Pick Your Answer!

"There's no way I'm going out there in this weather! It's hotter than ______!"
My boots can take
Mama's kitchen
All git out

Question: 21/21Pick Your Answer!

You'll always have so much pride for the ________ in your heart, because nowhere else in the world even comes close!
Rodeo State
Show Me State
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