No It’s Not Gibberish! It’s Wisconsin Speak! How Many Words Do YOU Know?

Caution: Real Wisconsinites only, please.

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 Dec 24, 2018
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Question: 1/18Pick Your Answer!

It might be odd to prefer your ______ to be squeaky, but Wisconsinites do! The squeakier, the fresher!
French fries
Cheese curds

Question: 2/18Pick Your Answer!

That being said, it's no wonder Wisconsinites are also devoted __!
Potatoheads! Wooo!!!
Cheeseheads! Woohoo!!!
Chickenheads! Yeah!!!

Question: 3/18Pick Your Answer!

Don't worry if you get thirsty while you're out and about. You can have some water from a __!
Hose! Anyone can use them!
Bubbler! They're everywhere!
Sprinkler! They're not just for lawns!

Question: 4/18Pick Your Answer!

It may seem like a hot dog, but don't ever say that it is one around a Wisconsinite. They'll be quick to set the record straight that...
Kielbasa is WAY better!
Polish sausages are WAY better!
Brats are WAY better!

Question: 5/18Pick Your Answer!

What are you doing if you're "stopping to da pig" ?
Going completely ham at the bar later
Stopping at Piggly Wiggly grocery store on the way home
Picking up ham for dinner

Question: 6/18Pick Your Answer!

Thank God it's Friday! There's only one important thing on the menu today...
It's obviously Fish FRYday!
Did someone say french fries?!
It's Pizza PIEday!

Question: 7/18Pick Your Answer!

"Hey! Have you eaten already, ______"
how bout that?
or no?

Question: 8/18Pick Your Answer!

How do Wisconsinites refer to a group of people?
Yous guys!
Hey y'all!
Yinz people!

Question: 9/18Pick Your Answer!

"Yeah, everyone's at the barbecue yet! Are yous guys gonna drive by?" Okay, what in the world...?
In Wisconsin, yet = still and drive by = come over! Easy!
Oh, that's easy! Yet = for a little while, and drive by = leave soon!
Oh, okay! So yet = it'll happen soon, and drive by = leave.

Question: 10/18Pick Your Answer!

It doesn't matter if you know nothing about football, if you're in Wisconsin, you cheer for the __.
Cincinnati Bengals! Who dey!
Green Bay Packers! Go Cheeseheads!
Minneapolis Vikings! Skol!

Question: 11/18Pick Your Answer!

Wisconsinites wear their accents proudly! "Bag" becomes __.

Question: 12/18Pick Your Answer!

And "Wisconsin" sounds like __.
Wiss - kawn - seen
Wis - can - sin
Wees - kahn - son

Question: 13/18Pick Your Answer!

What's that famous concert that takes place in Milwaukee every summer?
Summerfest! Time to party!
Lollapalooza! What a good time!
Coachella! Let's go!

Question: 14/18Pick Your Answer!

Bust out the camouflage! It's __ season.

Question: 15/18Pick Your Answer!

Sure, ice cream's great and all but a true Wisconsinite knows that frozen __ is where it's at!
Fruit juice

Question: 16/18Pick Your Answer!

Did she just say she's going to use the time machine? Yes she did! And for the record, it's not time. It's the __ machine!
TIME, like the magazine!
THYME, like the herb!
TYME, take your money everywhere!

Question: 17/18Pick Your Answer!

You've just asked your coworker what they're doing for the weekend and they say they're going up north! What does that mean?
They're just going to run errands. "Up north" just means around town.
They're going to visit Canada
They're going on vacation, probably to a cabin for hunting or fishing

Question: 18/18Pick Your Answer!

It doesn't matter to you what anyone says because you'll always love the ______ State so much!!
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