Quiz: Not Even The Biggest Fans Of "The Office" Can Pass This Quotes Quiz

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott

Think you're the biggest fan of the Dunder Mifflin crew? Take this tricky trivia quiz and see if you can match all of these quotes to the characters who said them on the tv show, "The Office."

 May 08, 2020

1 of 40Who Said It?

"There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

2 of 40Who Said It?

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone

3 of 40Who Said It?

"Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job."
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson

4 of 40Who Said It?

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

5 of 40Who Said It?

"Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes, I mean all times. All the time. Every of the time."
Stanley Hudson
Creed Bratton
Kevin Malone

6 of 40Who Said It?

"As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer."
Jan Levinson
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

7 of 40Who Said It?

"Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave."
Darryl Philbin
Creed Bratton
Holly Flax

8 of 40Who Said It?

"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream."
Meredith Palmer
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

9 of 40Who Said It?

"Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez

10 of 40Who Said It?

"So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?"
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

11 of 40Who Said It?

"I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave."
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Toby Flenderson

12 of 40Who Said It?

"I wake up every morning... and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day."
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson

13 of 40Who Said It?

"Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend. Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!"
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly

14 of 40Who Said It?

"I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Is that what this is about?"
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Toby Flenderson

15 of 40Who Said It?

"By two o'clock, Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me."
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Holly Flax

16 of 40Who Said It?

"You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair."
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Angela Martin

17 of 40Who Said It?

"Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds."
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson

18 of 40Who Said It?

"Did I stutter?"
Stanley Hudson
Jan Levinson
Erin Hannon

19 of 40Who Said It?

"I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But if he did intend that... Wow. Genius."
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson

20 of 40Who Said It?

"I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front."
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert

21 of 40Who Said It?

"Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on using... this pencil."
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Kevin Malone

22 of 40Who Said It?

"I'm kind of looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can crossover."
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez

23 of 40Who Said It?

"Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean it takes courage just to be you."
Creed Bratton
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin

24 of 40Who Said It?

"Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it."
Jan Levinson
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance

25 of 40Who Said It?

"I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band play."
Holly Flax
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone

26 of 40Who Said It?

"I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. This year, I got to the third week in January."
Meredith Palmer
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly

27 of 40Who Said It?

"I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve, I was home by nine."
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez

28 of 40Who Said It?

"It's like I used to tell my wife, 'I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave.' And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say the same to my next one, too."
Dwight Schrute
Roy Anderson
Stanley Hudson

29 of 40Who Said It?

"Because you guys are my best friends... Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground."
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

30 of 40Who Said It?

"The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man."
Creed Bratton
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert

31 of 40Who Said It?

"Sometimes the clothes at the Gap Kids are just too flashy. So, I am forced to go to American Girl stores and order clothes for large colonial dolls."
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

32 of 40Who Said It?

"Disposable cameras are fun, but it seems a little wasteful. You never get to see your pictures."
Erin Hannon
Toby Flenderson
Holly Flax

33 of 40Who Said It?

"You couldn't handle my undivided attention."
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

34 of 40Who Said It?

"That's what she said."
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

35 of 40Who Said It?

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton

36 of 40Who Said It?

"My first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson

37 of 40Who Said It?

"Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?"
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin

38 of 40Who Said It?

"We do safety training every year. Or after an accident. We've never made it a full year."
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Toby Flenderson

39 of 40Who Said It?

"Yes, I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think of to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before."
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard

40 of 40Who Said It?

"I'd like to make a toast. To the troops... all the troops... both sides."
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Ryan Howard
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