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Our Favorite Quotes From Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) couldn't have made skipping school look any better in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Despite his sheer irresponsibility, Bueller and his buddies were actually pretty smart. Plus, these movie quotes are downright hilarious.

Someone who's gotten away with skipping school so many times is definitely worth listening too. However, his biggest heist yet is what caught the attention of millions of viewers. Bueller's quotes are exactly what you needed to get in a good laugh and feel like you're back in the 80s.

Check out these nostalgic movie quotes from Ferris Bueller's Day Off to lighten the mood. There's really no one else who can make skipping school and stealing a car look as cool as Bueller and his friends. Talk about better days!

Memorable Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes

  • "Pardon my french, but you're an asshole!" - Cameron Frye

  • "The question isn't what are we going to do, the question is what aren't we going to do?" - Ferris Bueller

  • "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

  • "I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I'm not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!" - Ferris Bueller

  • "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." - Ferris Bueller

  • "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." - Cameron Frye

We Never Want To Forget These Quotes From Ferris Bueller's Day Off

  • "First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I'm going to be caught, it's not gonna be by a guy like that!" - Ferris Bueller

  • "What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas." - Ed Rooney

  • "How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?" - Ferris Bueller

  • "I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school." - Jeannie Bueller

  • "I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it." - Cameron Frye

  • "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." - Ferris Bueller

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes That Stick With Us

  • "Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?" - Ferris Bueller

  • "Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, because you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work." - Ferris Bueller

  • "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind." - Ed Rooney

  • "Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people." - Ferris Bueller

  • "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - Ferris Bueller

  • "Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive." - Ferris Bueller

Skip School With These Quotes From Ferris Bueller's Day Off

  • "Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it." - Cameron Frye

  • "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile." - Ferris Bueller

  • "This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count." - Ferris Bueller

  • "Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude." - Grace Wheelberg

  • "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris Bueller

  • "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion." - Cameron Frye

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