These Funny Quotes About Aging Will Have You Laughing in No Time

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Irresistible Quotes About Aging

Getting older is the one thing we just can't avoid in life. No matter how many younger men you date to make up for it, nothing can change the date on your birth certificate. Sure, aging can be miserable, but it can also be enjoyable. Life is what you make it. Why not make aging funny?

These relatable quotes about aging will make you realize you're not alone, and that there's plenty to laugh about. Growing old might give you wrinkles, but it'll also give you wisdom! Enjoy the best part of life - laughter, while you still can. Check out some of our favorite hilarious quotes about aging that you'll just be dying (no pun intended!) to share.

Quotes That'll Make Growing Old Funnier

  • "Don't worry about temptation as you grow older, it starts avoiding you." - Anonymous

  • "Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read." - George Burns

  • "Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner

  • "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

  • "There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore

  • "The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible." - Judith Regan

  • "Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places." - Anonymous

Funny Quotes About Aging

  • "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain

  • "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope

  • "Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." - Lionel Kauffman

  • "The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out." - Anonymous

  • "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Yane

  • "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." - George Burns

  • "Old age comes at a bad time." - San Banducci

Aging Quotes That Will Have You Gasping For Air

  • "As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't." - Carrie Fisher

  • "I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity." - Tom Stoppard

  • "You know you're getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work." - Hy Gardner

  • "Respect old people. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia." - Unknown

  • "Youth is wasted on the young." - George Bernard Shaw

  • "If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none." - Mel Brooks

  • "Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough." - Groucho Marx

These Aging Quotes Will Have You Laughing For Days

  • "I stay away from natural foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get." - George Burns

  • "Middle age: Later than you think and sooner than you expect." - Earl Wilson

  • "We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse." - Anonymous

  • "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved." - Rose Kennedy

  • "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughan

  • "Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." - Ogden Nash

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