30 Tantalizing Breakfast Quotes That'll Make You Hungry

Leslie Knope biting into a waffle while she's in the hospital being treated for the flu on 'Parks and Recreation'
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Have you had your breakfast yet?

These Breakfast Quotes Prove It Truly Is the Most Important Meal of the Day

Breakfast is absolutely the most important meal of the day.

It took us a long time to come around to that sentiment, but we wholeheartedly believe it now. On days when we have breakfast, they're always far superior to days we skip a meal in the morning.

To prove our point, we've rounded up some breakfast quotes that'll inspire you to eat something every single morning.

Read through them all now!

Best Breakfast Quotes

  • "All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast." -John Gunther

  • "I love sleep, because it's like a time machine to breakfast." -Unknown

  • "One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast." -Robert A. Heinlein

  • "What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?" -Anthony Bourdain

  • "I will always love breakfast." -Unknown

  • "A good breakfast fuels you up and gets you ready for the day." -Unknown

  • "Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life." -A. A. Gill

  • "Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, eat breakfast first." -Josh Billings

  • "Expect problems and eat them for breakfast." -Alfred A. Montapert

  • "I rely on breakfast to give me a kickstart of energy in the morning, so I choose my foods accordingly." -Mikaela Shiffrin

Funny Breakfast Quotes

  • "No seriously, eat breakfast." -Unknown

  • "There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast foods." -Ron Swanson

  • "Hell is other people before breakfast." -Unknown

  • "I believe in chocolate for breakfast." -Unknown

  • "I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast." -Unknown

  • "Sure, I can multitask. I can eat breakfast and think about lunch at the same time." -Unknown

  • "I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food." -Ron Swanson

  • "Eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day." -Unknown

  • "McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery." -George Carlin

  • "Sure, I eat what I advertise. Sure, I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat." -Dizzy Dean

Cute Breakfast Quotes

  • "Have a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch." -Joe Abercrombie

  • "I eat goals for breakfast." -Unknown

  • "I love breakfast. I could eat breakfast for every meal of the day. I can't go without eggs." -Tori Bowie

  • "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. When you feed yourself what your body needs when it needs it, that's love. So give your bod some TLC and sit down and enjoy a good, substantial breakfast." -Kathy Freston

  • "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." -Lewis Carroll

  • "I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy." -Chrissy Teigen

  • "Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper." -Francis Bacon

  • "Eating breakfast revs our metabolic engines so that they're ready for prime calorie burn all day." -Harley Pasternak

  • "Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine." -Anita Bryant

  • "Breakfast is the one meal at which it is permissible to read the paper." -Amy Vanderbilt

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