15 Funny Boss Quotes to Read This Boss's Day

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Your boss deserves to be celebrated!

Celebrate Boss's Day by Sending Your Boss One of These Funny Quotes

As easy as it is to rag on them, our bosses deserve some admiration for all they have to put up with on a regular basis.

Lucky for them, such a day exists where their faithful employees can kiss ass to save face—Boss's Day. Occurring on (or around) Oct. 16th, this minor holiday gives us all the chance to praise those in charge... and maybe get a raise out of doing so.

The easiest way to celebrate is by sending your boss one of these funny boss quotes to let them know you're thinking of them, even when you're not working. Find the quote that best sums up your relationship with your boss now!

Best Boss's Day Quotes

  • "Happy Boss's Day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work." -Unknown

  • "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter." -John Gotti

  • "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day." -Robert Frost

  • "Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties." -Doug Larson

  • "Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems." -Donald Rumsfeld

Funny Boss's Day Quotes

  • "As long as my boss pretends my salary is high, I'll pretend that I have so much work to do." -Unknown

  • "Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want." -Unknown

  • "We'd be at a loss without you as our boss." -Unknown

  • "Whoever invented National Boss’s Day was probably trying to suck up to their boss. With that said, Happy Boss’s Day to the greatest manager who has ever lived." -Unknown

  • "No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early." -Groucho Marx

Cute Boss's Day Quotes

  • "I'm a big believer in picking your boss, not the job. Great people create great jobs." -Nancy Dubuc

  • "I've always had a problem with authority. That's why I had to be my own boss." -Chelsea Handler

  • "Your boss is only human and just wants the best from you." -Naomie Harris

  • "Always laugh heartily at the jokes of your boss, it may be a loyalty test." -Unknown

  • "I don't know how you got to be the boss, but I know how you've been able to stay the boss—your amazing employees make you look good." -Unknown