30 of the Best 'Rick and Morty' Quotes, Ever

Rick holding Morty's eyes open while they're exploring another dimension on 'Rick and Morty'
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Only a Highly Intelligent Person Will Relate to These Rick and Morty Quotes

We know Adult Swim has provided us with some incredible shows over the years, but Rick and Morty holds a special place in our hearts.

We hopped on that bandwagon before it was even a bandwagon and absolutely refuse to get off, though we will give up our seat for anyone who needs it. Piss-poor jokes aside, this show has always resonated with us for many reasons. The most major one being the dialogue.

Because of that, we rounded up the 30 best Rick and Morty quotes of all time. Check 'em out now!

Best Rick and Morty Quotes

  • "I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me." -Rick

  • "That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems." -Summer

  • "There is no God, Summer. Gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later." -Rick

  • "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV." -Morty

  • "So what if he's the Devil, Rick? At least the Devil has a job. At least he's active in the community." -Summer

  • "It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them." -Rick

  • "Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?" -Snuffles

  • "Having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free." -Mr. Meeseeks

  • "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science." -Rick

  • "Rick, what about the reality we left behind?" -Morty

Funny Rick and Morty Quotes

  • "Weddings are basically funerals with cake." -Rick

  • "Oh, Summer. First race war, huh?" -Morty

  • "You don't love people in hopes of a reward, dad. You love them unconditionally." -Summer

  • "Life is effort and I'll stop when I die." -Jerry

  • "If I let you make me nervous, then we can't get schwifty." -Rick

  • "Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes." -Abradolf Lincler

  • "What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now?" -Rick

  • "He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's." -Beth

  • "To live is to risk it all, otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you." -Rick

  • "Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night." -Jerry

Iconic Rick and Morty Quotes

  • "Wubba lubba dub dub!" -Rick

  • "I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?" -Morty

  • "Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions." -Rick

  • "Mr. President, if I've learned one thing today, it's that sometimes you have to not give a fuck!" -Morty

  • "Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't." -Rick

  • "Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy." -Rick

  • "This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power... but speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action." -Evil Morty

  • "I turned myself into a pickle. I'm Pickle Riiiiick!" -Rick

  • "Well, scientifically speaking, traditions are an idiot thing." -Rick

  • "Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?" -Rick

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