15 Most Iconic Sophia Quotes From 'The Golden Girls'

Sophia sitting on the couch holding a balloon with a sullen expression on her face in 'The Golden Girls'
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"Have I given you any indication that I care?"

These Sophia Quotes From The Golden Girls Will Make You Rethink Everything

While we love all the Golden Girls equally, Sophia Petrillo holds a special place in our hearts.

The Sicilian spitfire always knew what to say, never being afraid to be brutally honest with everyone around her. We admire her tenacity and wit, and always try to do what she would do in any given situation.

Her sassy comments are truly the best words to live by, so read through these Sophia quotes from The Golden Girls to put your life in perspective.

Best Sophia Quotes From The Golden Girls

  • "Have I given you any indication that I care?"

  • "Get it while you're young, baby."

  • "Everyone wants someone to grow old with, and shouldn't everyone have that chance?"

  • "Sluts just heal quicker!"

  • "Let me tell you a story. Sicily, 1912. Picture this."

Funny Sophia Quotes From The Golden Girls

  • "If this sauce was a person, I'd get naked and make love to it."

  • "Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil."

  • "If Tony calls, tell him I faked it."

  • "I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked."

  • "Remember, you were brought up a lady. Keep both feet on the floor."

Iconic Sophia Quotes From The Golden Girls

  • "Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless."

  • "Your heart's in the right place, but I don't know where the hell your brain is."

  • "People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass."

  • "You know my motto: Today could be the last day of the rest of your life."

  • "I can't believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you."

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