40 Vine Quotes You Should Use Every Single Day

Christine Sydelko saying \I am shooketh\ for a vine
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They're gospel!

Nothing's Funnier Than These 40 Iconic Vine Quotes

A moment of silence for Vine, a social media platform gone too soon.

You live on in our memory forever, mainly due to the quality content you provided us during your time on our phones. For that, we are forever grateful.

Without you, we wouldn't be funny, seeing as we mainly quote the most iconic vines whenever we can to give people a chuckle. Plus, it helps us identify who's cultured and who's not when we're out in the wild. If you know, you know.

In celebration of the life and times of Vine, we've rounded up some of the best and most iconic Vine quotes for your reading pleasure. Check 'em all out now!

Best Vine Quotes

  • "What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up, Kyle!"

  • "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."

  • "Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!"

  • "Country boy, I love you... bleh."

  • "Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fuckin' god, she fuckin' dead."

  • "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me."

  • "Oh my god, they were roommates."

  • "Next time you put your fuckin' hands on me, imma fuckin' rip your face off, bitch."

  • "What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read."

  • "Hi, welcome to Chili's."

Famous Vine Quotes

  • "It's Wednesday, my dudes."

  • "Look at all those chickens."

  • "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

  • "Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf, is that allowed?!"

  • "This is your space, this is your area, she can't do that to you."

  • "Adam!"

  • "Wow!"

  • "Fuck ya chicken strips."

  • "That was legitness."

  • "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

Iconic Vine Quotes

  • "I am shooketh."

  • "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."

  • "I wanna be a cowboy, baby."

  • "A potato flew around my room before you came."

  • "AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant."

  • "This bitch empty. Yeet!"

  • "What's better than this? Guys bein dudes."

  • "What are those?!?!"

  • "A mug shot? I don't even drink coffee."

  • "Chipotle is my life."

Funny Vine Quotes

  • "What's 9 + 10? 21."

  • "Merry Chrysler."

  • "So no head?"

  • "Bitch, I hope the fuck you do."

  • "Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado."

  • "Chris, is that a weed?"

  • "It's an avocado, thanks!"

  • "I smell like beef."

  • "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."

  • "I love you, bitch. I ain't never gonna stop lovin' you, bitch."

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