Yes, These Are Actually 28 Real Quotes From Kim Kardashian

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Love Her or Hate Her You Can't Help Reading 28 Kim Kardashian Quotes

Kim Kardashian is a polarizing person. You either love her, or you don't.

Regardless, she has created a career and dynasty that has amassed fans and success in more ways than one. From her wildly successful television show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians to her makeup line, Kim has been everywhere for the past ten years. With that attention comes some hilarious Kim Kardashian quotes. Some are meaningful while others seem fake, but they aren't! And be honest, you're a little curious as to what she has to say. In that case, take a look at some Kim Kardashian quotes below!

Kim Kardashian Quotes

  • "I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised."

  • "If I don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it. And I don't sit and complain about it for a year."

  • "If you put in that effort in, you'll get what you want."

  • "Take a chance and don't ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned."

  • "When there's so many haters and negative things, I really don't care."

Best Kim Kardashian Quotes

  • "I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others."

  • "The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV."

  • "I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors."

  • "It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you."

  • "Maybe my fairytale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's okay."

  • "If I look at the message I'm portraying, I think it definitely is be who you are, but be your best you."

  • "I'm an entrepreneur. "Ambitious" is my middle name."

Funny Kim Kardashian Quotes

  • "I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary – like Jesus is my baby."

  • "I rented my mom a monkey for the week because she had a syndrome where she missed children in the house."

  • "There's a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it's like, Louis Vuitton baggage. You always want it."

  • "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."

  • "In recent years I'm, like, too cool for duck face. So that doesn't happen."

  • "I always pee all over my Spanx. It's a disaster."

  • "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity."

  • "Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life."

  • "I would, like, die to be in Twilight."

  • "I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup."

  • "I'm honored that Kanye calls me his 'Perfect Bitch.' I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says that word."

  • "I'm not buying her a fucking pair of shoes — I bought her a fucking career."

  • "I only just started wearing underwear a month ago, and I never wore underwear until then."

  • "I had dinner with Obama once, and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto."

  • "I'd think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying, 'Kim, you think you're so hot but look what I can do to you."

  • "I feel really blessed because I genuinely love the process of getting my hair and makeup done."

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