26 St. Patrick's Day Instagram Captions That Are A Pot O'Gold

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Saint Patrick's Day Instagram Captions

Not posting an St. Patrick's Day Instagram Caption is the new not wearing green to school on St. Patty's Day.

A serious faux pas, and you're going to get such a pinch from me.

Oh, you couldn't think of any clever Irish Instagram captions? You're lucky you've got the luck of the Irish on your side, otherwise, I'd pop you one as I have a plethora of clever, good, and festive St. Patrick's Day Instagram captions right here.

How am I so good at this? Well, I kissed the Blarney stone and gained the gift of gab. Plus, you know, I'm about the size of a leprechaun — you know what? I don't ask you how you got good at your job.

Stop stalling and start clicking through to find your perfect St. Patty's Day Instagram caption.

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Kiss me, I'm Irish. I need love, I'm Irish. Ask my father for my hand in marriage, I'm Irish. Have kids and grow old with me, I'm Irish.

Irish you were here.

Irish you were beer.

Kiss me, I'm drunk.

I don't need luck, I have charm.

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Today is for shenanigans, malarkey, and green beer.

The last recorded leprechaun spotting was in 2006 and I never stopped believing.

I'm not short, I'm leprechaun size.

When Irish eyes are smiling, they're usually plotting your demise.

The paddy don't start ‘till I walk in.

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Amazon

Go luck yourself.

Take a pitcher, it will last longer.

Irish today, hungover tomorrow.

Feeling lucky.

May the luck of the Irish be with you.

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Top o' the morning to you.

An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy which sustains him through temporary periods of joy.

Try your luck.

I still don't understand the phrase "luck of the Irish," because the luck of the Irish is, historically speaking, fucking terrible.

Potatoes. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

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Instagram

If you say, "whale oil beef hooked" really fast it sounds like "Well, I'll be fucked" in an Irish accent.

The Irish word for Santa Claus translates to "daddy of Christmas" so don't you dare kink shame my heritage on today of all days.

Let's get ready to stumble.

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She's my drunker half.

Today, everyone will drink like they're Irish and the Irish will drink like it's Wednesday.

Nothing has prepared me for this day better than watching the Disney Channel Original Movie Luck of the Irish a total of 87 times.