21 Funny Tinder Bios Guaranteed To Work


21 Funny Tinder Bios Guaranteed To Work

It seems like everyone is on Tinder these days. The stigma of online dating is long gone and has become the method of choice for dating in the modern world. We've come up with a list of funny Tinder bios that are guaranteed to work so that you'll stand out in a sea of dating profiles. Other than a selfie with your dog and that picture your BFF took on vacation last year, your Tinder bio is all you have to separate you from everyone else. Might as well make it quirky, a little silly, and most of all, fun!

1 of 5
  1. I once one a beauty contest in Monopoly.

  2. Totally okay with it if you only date me for my dog because he's pretty great.

  3. Hey, if you like water, you already like me at least 72%.

  4. If you can't handle me at my worst, then this isn't going to work out because I'm always awful.

2 of 5
  1. Damn, you must be my GPA because I know I can do better, but I'm too lazy to try!

  2. My ex said I was going to die alone. Help me prove her wrong.

  3. Are you my student loans? Because I have high interest right now.

  4. Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna go on a date with you!

3 of 5
  1. I'm just looking for someone that will share their Hulu password so I can watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine and The Golden Girls.

  2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

  3. I believe in love at first swipe.

  4. I'm a blanket hog, but at least sometimes I remember to take out the garbage.

4 of 5
  1. Are you Jesus? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

  2. I'm so beautiful that you just forgot your pickup line.

  3. Do you like Star Wars? Because you're the Obi-Wan for me Anakin take my eyes off you.

  4. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

5 of 5
  1. I might not be a photographer, but I can still picture you and me together.

  2. Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

  3. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  4. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

  5. My longest relationship has been with my cat.