23 Reasons Toddlers Are Just Tiny Drunk People

1. They make faces like this.

2. They make faces like this.

3. They can be really embarrassing in public.

4. They can be really embarrassing in public.

5. You can basically do whatever to them when they sleep.

6. You can basically do whatever to them when they sleep.

7. They sometimes poop their pants.

8. They sometimes poop their pants.

9. They pass out on the floor a lot.

10. They pass out on the floor a lot.

11. They think they are doing great things, but really they’re just making a mess.

And vandalizing property!

12. They think they are doing great things, but really they’re just making a mess.

And vandalizing property!

13. They have no coordination whatsoever.

14. They have no coordination whatsoever.

15. They have poor impulse control.

16. They have poor impulse control.

17. They spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

18. They spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

19. They have no sense of shame.

20. They have no sense of shame.

21. They basically take naps wherever they want. Without warning.

22. They basically take naps wherever they want. Without warning.

23. They look really bad in photos.

24. They are obsessed with finding food.

25. But struggle to get it in their mouthes.

26. They are always hurting themselves.

27. They have no problem being seen without their pants on.

28. They can’t really dance, but they try anyway.

29. They'll kiss almost anyone.

30. They'll sing their favorite songs at the top of their lungs.

31. They say things they will probably regret later.

32. They tell you what they REALLY think of you.

33. They reveal pretty inappropriate secrets.

34. And cry for no reason at all.

They make faces like this.

They make faces like this.

The theory has officially been proven.

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They can be really embarrassing in public.

They can be really embarrassing in public.

You can basically do whatever to them when they sleep.

You can basically do whatever to them when they sleep.

They sometimes poop their pants.

They sometimes poop their pants.

They pass out on the floor a lot.

They pass out on the floor a lot.

They think they are doing great things, but really they’re just making a mess.

They think they are doing great things, but really they’re just making a mess.

They have no coordination whatsoever.

They have no coordination whatsoever.

They have poor impulse control.

They have poor impulse control.

They spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

They spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

They have no sense of shame.

They have no sense of shame.

They basically take naps wherever they want. Without warning.

They basically take naps wherever they want. Without warning.

They look really bad in photos.

They are obsessed with finding food.

But struggle to get it in their mouthes.

They are always hurting themselves.

They have no problem being seen without their pants on.

They can’t really dance, but they try anyway.

They'll kiss almost anyone.

They'll sing their favorite songs at the top of their lungs.

They say things they will probably regret later.

They tell you what they REALLY think of you.

They reveal pretty inappropriate secrets.

And cry for no reason at all.

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