Laugh Your Ass Off While Reading 25 Wedding Crashers Quotes

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25 Wedding Crashers Quotes You Probably Already Have Memorized

Who doesn't love Wedding Crashers?

It's one of the funniest movies dare I say, ever? Starring Rachel McAdams, Owen Wilson, and Vince Vaughn the notion of crashing weddings to hook up with guests was well, never on our screens. It's such a popular movie we wanted to remind you of some of the funniest Wedding Crasher quotes uttered by beloved characters. If you have a good sense of humor you'll remember why you found the movie so funny! Below are some hilarious Wedding Crasher quotes for you to giggle over.

Best Wedding Crashers Quotes

  • "You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house." - Jeremy Grey

  • "I made you a painting. I call it ‘Celebration.' It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it." - Todd Cleary

  • "Don't ever leave me." "Good. ‘Cause I'd find you!" - Gloria Cleary

  • "Yeah! Crab cakes and football. That's what Maryland does!." - Flip

  • "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" - Mrs. Kroeger

  • "I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger." - Jeremy Grey

  • "Who gives a shit? It's a great band, it's a bad band, it's like pizza, baby." - Jeremy Grey

  • "Let's play tummy sticks." - Todd Cleary

Funny Wedding Crashers Quotes

  • "Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown." - Boy at wedding

  • "Death, you are my bitch lover!" - Todd Cleary

  • "I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone." - Jeremy Grey

  • "I almost nunchucked you; you don't even realize!" - Chazz Reinhold

  • "Get up, you're making us look like pussies." - John Beckwith

  • "She's fit for a strait-jacket. This broad's fucked three ways towards the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it! It turns me on." - Jeremy Grey

  • "William doesn't give a shit about my tits." - Kathleen Cleary

  • "Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac, look it up." - Chazz Reinhold

  • "Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye." - Jeremy Grey

Wedding Crashers Quotes

  • "Baba ghanoush!" - John Beckwith

  • "What is our situation dad?!" - Todd Cleary

  • "Could you say that a little louder I don't think the priest heard you!" - John Beckwith

  • "Oh please! You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!" - Jeremy Grey

  • "You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!" - Jeremy Grey

  • "Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?" - William Cleary

  • "Jeremy tried to seduce me!" - Todd Cleary

  • "That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!" - Flip

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