Turkey Instagram Captions
Thanksgiving means ham, cranberry sauce, pie, and of course, turkey.
It's a time to be thankful and feast with your loved ones. We know it's hard to think of a great turkey caption with all that food around, so we've created a list of turkey captions for your Thanksgiving Instagram posts.
Scroll through our list of captions and see which best fits your turkey post.
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." -Erma Bombeck
"Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out." -Nicole Hollander
"Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of Thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend." -Casey Wilson
"Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'" -Jim Gaffigan
"It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak." -Phyllis Diller
"Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-time takes 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence." -Erma Bombeck
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." -Kevin James
"I enjoy cooking, but I have a meat thermometer so I make sure no one gets food poisoning." -Isla Fisher
"It's turkey time!" -Unknown
"This place is the tur-key to my soul." -Unknown
"Will travel for Turkey and mashed potatoes." -Unknown
"Home is where the turkey is." -Unknown