These Senior Quotes Are So Funny, You Won’t Be Able To Catch Your Breath

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You'll be wishing you could go back just for a day.

Best Senior Quotes

These hilarious senior quotes will remind you to enjoy life and never take anything too seriously. There's really no better place to express yourself than your senior quote for the yearbook. Graduation is such a special time!

We can all remember a time when we were still in high school and getting ready to take on the real world. Looking back, we'd give anything to go back for just a day!

Things were much simpler in high school, even though that didn't seem to be the case at the time. Going to class and having lunch with our best friends is something we surely took for granted. Allow these lighthearted quotes from high school seniors to brighten your day. These seniors sure know how to make us laugh!

Memorable Senior Quotes

  • "Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am." - Alexander Gouon

  • "I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking." - Alixandra Garcia

  • "If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport." - Daniel Jones

  • "When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time." - Jenna Allen

  • "The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé." - McKenzie Ward

  • "When are our senior quotes due?" - Jeffrey Goodwin

  • "I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic." - Damenian sparks

Funny Senior Quotes

  • "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool." - Katya Zamolodchikova

  • "All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew." - Amena Al-shugaa

  • "No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be 'Fries before guys.' — Dad" - Miranda

  • "I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight." - Martin Sanchez

  • "I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you." - Stephanie Flores

  • "If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again." - Joanna Clark

  • "Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake." - Iyanna Morgan

Noteworthy Senior Quotes

  • "High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell." - Randey Chung

  • "I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake." - Anonymous

  • "If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all for math credits. Trust me, that means you can too." - Gabriela Willis

  • "I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance." - Omotola Omotinugbon

  • "My computer screen is brighter than my future." - Katia Perez

  • "I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely." - Hannah Goldsborough

  • "Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli." - Maximiliano Navarro

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