28 Best Disney Puns for Instagram Captions

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Love Disney and puns? Here are 28 Disney puns for Instagram captions!

Best Disney Puns for Instagram Captions

We've all grown up on Disney and, chances are good that, between children, grandchildren, and our own love of Disney, it will remain a part of our lives in some capacity. These Disney pun Instagram caption ideas are a nice way for you to incorporate your love of Disney while injecting a little bit of humor into your life!

Puns are a great and corny way get a chuckle or two out of even our most serious friends and when combined with Disney, a great way to express love for something that has been with us since childhood. They make us happy and sentimental and there isn't anything wrong with that!

Give these Instagram captions from Disney puns a read. Just maybe you'll find your next Instagram caption!

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Funny Puns for Disney Instagram Captions

• What do you say to Simba when he's walking too slow? Mufasa.

• Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand? She was looking for a date!

• What month do the plastic soldiers hate the most? March!

• Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From the second hand store!

• Gaston, winner of the no Belle prize!

• When did Mickey put up his new calendar? New Ears Eve.

• Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

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Good Instagram Captions for Disney Puns

• Prince Eric: Ariel, why do you wear seashells? Ariel: Because B shells are too small and Ds are too big.

• Peter Pan jokes never get old.

• Why was the broom late? It over swept.

• How much did the crew of the Black Pearl pay to get their ears pierced? A buck an ear!

• Why does Snow White treat all the dwarves so equally? Because she's the fairest of them all!

• Why does Tigger bounce through the Hundred Acre Woods? Because he doesn't want to step on Pooh.

• How do you catch Chip ‘n Dale? By climbing up a tree and acting like a nut!

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Perfect Disney Pun Captions for Insta

• What did Snow White say when her photos weren't read yet? One day my prints will come!

• Is your name Ariel? Because I think we were mermaid for each other.

• What do Ariel and her friends sing during the holidays? Christmas Corals.

• Why did Mickey go to outerspace? To find his best pal, Pluto!

• If you watch The Lion King closely, you discover a lot of simbalism.

• Why did Pongo lose at hide-and-seek? Because he was spotted.

• Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball, losing her shoe, and had a pumpkin for a couch.

Delightfully Punny Disney Instagram Captions

• Finding Emo: the story of a dad who just doesn't understand his teen son.

• Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup? Because he was horse.

• Tangled is a movie that takes adventures to new lengths.

• What does Ariel wear to math class? An algae-bra!

• Why does Alice ask so many questions? Because she's in Wonderland!

• What did Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick? Put it on my bill!

• Why couldn't Mr. Smee and the crew play cards? Because Captain Hook was on the deck.